After the Gulf of Tonkin, Iraqi Aluminum Tubes, Nigerian Yellowcake, The Escape of Jessica Lynch, The Death of Pat Tillman, and many other war justifying and glorifying fictions, it is unreasonable not to look askance at U.S. Government announcements regarding Imperial Threats and Milestones — especially when elements of these announcements are demonstrated at once to be false, or at least embarrassingly incoherent.
Curiously, several false claims regarding the Assassination of bin Laden had to be publicly corrected by the Government itself, even after establishment media had dutifully parroted them: No, actually bin Laden wasn’t armed. No, he did not use his wife as a human shield. No, there was no 40 minute gun battle, only one armed man in a guest house. (But maybe not even that.) And no, this wasn’t a “capture or kill mission” but a “kill mission”.
But enough questions about the killing!
Other claims fell to minimal scrutiny. The claim that bin Laden was buried at sea “in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition” could be easily debunked by anyone who bothered to look up what the Qu’ran actually says. And why, in any case, would the U.S. go out of its way to respect bin Laden’s religious sentiments, especially after putting two holes in his head?
Another absurdity: That the U.S. won’t release documentary photos of bin Laden’s body, so as not to incite violence – “because that’s not who we are” — as if the world (outside of the U.S.) is not regularly exposed to photographic evidence of civilians slaughtered as a result of U.S. military operations.
But perhaps the most insidious lie was uttered by the President himself, who asserted that assassinating an old man in his pajamas “is a testament to the greatness of our country” — despite the hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths and the decade of misdirected, proliferating war leading up to this glorious event.
Other notes:
Reuters did manage to acquire some photos of the bodies left behind by the kill team in the hours following the assassination:
Remember when Bush rejected a Taliban offer to surrender bin Laden way back at the beginning of the Terror War?
Do the Gitmo Files show that the U.S. knew where Osama was since 2005?
And, for good measure, some embarrassing morons:









