I have a family friend who recently returned from a trip to Israel. Apparently, she was concerned about the critical stance I take towards that particular nation state and so forwarded me a piece written by Weekly Standard comedian Larry Miller (but often mistakenly attributed to Fox news comedian Dennis Miller), in which the author claims that “there are no Palestinians“:
The Palestinians want their own country. There’s just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It’s a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like “Wiccan,” “Palestinian” sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and there were no “Palestinians” then, and the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no “Palestinians” then. As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the “Palestinians,” weeping for their deep bond with their lost “land” and “nation.” So for the sake of honesty, let’s not use the word “Palestinian” any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone points out they’re being taped. Instead, let’s call them what they are: “Other Arabs From The Same General Area Who Are In Deep Denial About Never Being Able To Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.” I know that’s a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: “Adjacent Jew-Haters.”
I hadn’t read the piece before, but it has been passed along certain circles since it was first published in April 2002. Although it is an older piece, I think it encapsulates a very central world problem that I return to again and again on this blog: the toxic distinction between the good and honorable and worthy “US”, and the vile and immoral and worthless “THEM”.
Here is how I responded:
Well, I have never been to Israel and would be interested to hear about your experiences — but I feel I have to respond to the content of what you sent me.
In short, and to be frank, I find Miller’s rant ugly and racist in the extreme – and typical of the kind of binary us/them thinking that was boosted in the wake of 9-11, and which continues to infect our culture.
This binary thinking is a deeply rooted ideology of the state and of the media, generally speaking, and therefore of many – perhaps most – citizens. According to this ideology human beings are evaluated according to whether they fit into category “us” or category “them”.
This distinction between “us” and “them” is expressed in many forms, of course — white/black, rich/poor, American/non-American, Jew/Arab, etc. — but regardless of the particular expression, the application of this distinction (by the state / media / citizenry) has real world consequences that can be measured in terms of human suffering: to avenge 3,000 or so U.S. citizens, for example, it is justified to end the lives of hundreds of thousands, perhaps a million or more, Iraqi citizens. That neither Iraq nor its citizens had anything to do with the death of the 3,000 U.S. citizens is not perceived as relevant, since after all they fall into the broad category of “them”.
Miller’s rant goes beyond even this toxic distinction — not only are the people under Israeli occupation in Gaza and the West Bank to be understood as “them”, but they are to be denied even the category of existence: “There are no Palestinians.” The argument he presents – that “Palestinian” is a made up word – would, by parity of reasoning, also deny existence to Mexicans, for example, since “Mexican” is also a “modern invention”. (It should be too obvious to point out that this argument can just as easily be applied the ontological status of “Israelis”.)
THEY, in Miller’s understanding, are “Adjacent Jew-Haters” who don’t want self determination but do want “a big pile of dead Jews”. According to Miller’s worldview, there is no relevant distinction to be made between suicide bombers and schoolchildren, or even between the people under Israeli occupation and “all the other Jew-Haters” — namely the “five hundred million Arabs” who live on this planet. Miller’s broad category “they” is designed to render invisible stark distinctions to be found between “Arabs” in terms of nationality, culture, religion, ideology, gender, etc.
For Miller, as for other xenophobes, “they” are an essentially inferior kind of human being, and should be evaluated accordingly.
“Arabs” by definition are the kind of people who commit acts of terrorism an spread lies and dance for joy at the murder of innocents. “Jews” are by definition the kind of people it is impossible to imagine doing these things – even in the face of clear evidence to the contrary.
Miller’s final word is to point out that if “America” was being attacked as frequently as Israel, that “we” would be clamoring for the extinction of “everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan.” He points this out in order to excuse Israel’s belligerence, as if what “we” would clamor for in that situation would be just, and as if there are no legitimate grievances among the human beings populating Miller’s kill zone.